I’m calling you out Barnes & Noble. Ditto Borders. And Brentanos. And Waldenbooks. Every single sorry one of you toy-store-ass magazineries/ersatz coffee shops. That I have to wander around for 5 minutes until I find the grown-up books in a poorly marked section labelled “Literature” is bad enough. That your Children’s section looks more like the impulse aisle at FAO Schwartz, I can stomach. Barely. But when all of this disposable irrelevant crap takes up more space than the actual books, you deserve every shitty earnings report you publish.

Sweet Jesus, please, at the next opportunity, make a u-turn!

Suze Garmin, as she realizes we’re ignoring her driving directions and staying on the interstate instead of exiting onto Georgia State Goat Path 114