“Swagtron”
“What?”
“Swagtron. We’ll call it ‘Swagtron.’ It totally clears through USTPO. It feels right for the demo. It’s young and hip … ‘gettin’ my Swagtron on.’”
“Oh my god.”
“What?”
“You’re actually serious.”
“About what?”
“About ‘Swagtron.’”
“Eat me. It’s a good name.”
“Eat ME, this kind of writing is why people don’t read anymore. It’s why we can’t have nice things. Writing like this is why the terrorists have won.”
“You know you’re talking about a $129 hover board, right?”
“…”
“Right?”
<whispers>“I regret … so … much.”

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